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Girls' House
04:05
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Girls are so random
Why do they do what they do?
Girls can be so handsome
But sometimes they change their moods
[Chorus]
And I don't understand
What makes me a man
The bow in her hair
Was all she ever wanted to wear
I don't have a clue
Just who's who
So please love me do
In the girls' house, girls' house
Boys are so weird
Why do they say what they say?
Boys can grow cute beards
But sometimes they act so strange
[Chorus]
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Alphas In Disguise
03:27
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He is Alpha
Disguised as Beta
He will trick ya
And then he'll eat ya
You'd better lock up
Your hipster daughter
And do not be fooled by his charms
He is Alpha
Disguised as Beta
He drinks Red Bull
By the litre
And he'll be nailin'
All those cheerleaders
The ones who ignored him in school (he said)
He used to be a beta romantic, but his tale was so tragic
He fell down an acid pit and lost both his hands
So now he writes poetry, a pencil between his teeth
And strums the guitar with his nose
Uh!
Yeah he's a cheater
And he's a liar
He hides FHM
Inside the Wire
He says he's Buddhist (I'm a Buddhist)
And watches films in French
But he don't really meditate
And he never really watched Amelie either
He just looked up the basic plot on Wikipedia
He don't care about love and he don't care about Grizzly Bear
He don't care about Grizzly Bear!
Where have all the Alphas gone?
Where did they go? If you see 'em, let me know...
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Unicorns Of Love
03:21
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This time, baby
You won't shave me
This time, honey
You can't dissuade me
Cause I don't want to look like
Leonardo DiCaprio
Oh, I don't care
What you've been telling your friends
Because I bet they don't feel like Jim Morrison, yeah
But in truth
It's a lie
It's a disguise
Just so you can't see my eyes
My eyes, yeah
Standig at the bus stop at night
I flick a strand down into my eyes
Like Tobey Maguire
And now I know I've arrived at the Secret Long Hair Club Paradise, oh!
Eddie Vedder (long hair)
Mick Jagger (he don't care)
Tarzan (down to there)
Red Setter (got long dog hair)
Nicholas Cage (Con Air)
Robbie Savage (yeah)
Even Noel Edmonds is rocking it
Yeah!
Gallop like unicorns of love
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