Wet The Bed

by Jovis & The Bedwetters

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2015 EP by Jovis & The Bedwetters


released June 15, 2015



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Track Name: Girls' House
Girls are so random
Why do they do what they do?
Girls can be so handsome
But sometimes they change their moods

And I don't understand
What makes me a man
The bow in her hair
Was all she ever wanted to wear
I don't have a clue
Just who's who
So please love me do
In the girls' house, girls' house

Boys are so weird
Why do they say what they say?
Boys can grow cute beards
But sometimes they act so strange

Track Name: Alphas In Disguise
He is Alpha
Disguised as Beta
He will trick ya
And then he'll eat ya
You'd better lock up
Your hipster daughter
And do not be fooled by his charms

He is Alpha
Disguised as Beta
He drinks Red Bull
By the litre
And he'll be nailin'
All those cheerleaders
The ones who ignored him in school (he said)

He used to be a beta romantic, but his tale was so tragic
He fell down an acid pit and lost both his hands
So now he writes poetry, a pencil between his teeth
And strums the guitar with his nose


Yeah he's a cheater
And he's a liar
He hides FHM
Inside the Wire
He says he's Buddhist (I'm a Buddhist)
And watches films in French
But he don't really meditate

And he never really watched Amelie either
He just looked up the basic plot on Wikipedia
He don't care about love and he don't care about Grizzly Bear
He don't care about Grizzly Bear!

Where have all the Alphas gone?

Where did they go? If you see 'em, let me know...
Track Name: Unicorns Of Love
This time, baby
You won't shave me
This time, honey
You can't dissuade me
Cause I don't want to look like
Leonardo DiCaprio

Oh, I don't care
What you've been telling your friends
Because I bet they don't feel like Jim Morrison, yeah

But in truth
It's a lie
It's a disguise
Just so you can't see my eyes
My eyes, yeah

Standig at the bus stop at night
I flick a strand down into my eyes
Like Tobey Maguire
And now I know I've arrived at the Secret Long Hair Club Paradise, oh!

Eddie Vedder (long hair)
Mick Jagger (he don't care)
Tarzan (down to there)
Red Setter (got long dog hair)
Nicholas Cage (Con Air)
Robbie Savage (yeah)
Even Noel Edmonds is rocking it

Gallop like unicorns of love