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Wet The Bed

by Jovis & The Bedwetters

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Each of these 100 CDs has an exciting photo of either Jovis or Benji on it - who will you get?!

    The CD comes in a card sleeve complete with SWEET artwork by Maria Jimenez, Mariam Koloyan & Sophia Lee.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Wet The Bed via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    Bonus track 'Side 2 Side' included in download!
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1.
Girls' House 04:05
Girls are so random Why do they do what they do? Girls can be so handsome But sometimes they change their moods [Chorus] And I don't understand What makes me a man The bow in her hair Was all she ever wanted to wear I don't have a clue Just who's who So please love me do In the girls' house, girls' house Boys are so weird Why do they say what they say? Boys can grow cute beards But sometimes they act so strange [Chorus]
2.
He is Alpha Disguised as Beta He will trick ya And then he'll eat ya You'd better lock up Your hipster daughter And do not be fooled by his charms He is Alpha Disguised as Beta He drinks Red Bull By the litre And he'll be nailin' All those cheerleaders The ones who ignored him in school (he said) He used to be a beta romantic, but his tale was so tragic He fell down an acid pit and lost both his hands So now he writes poetry, a pencil between his teeth And strums the guitar with his nose Uh! Yeah he's a cheater And he's a liar He hides FHM Inside the Wire He says he's Buddhist (I'm a Buddhist) And watches films in French But he don't really meditate And he never really watched Amelie either He just looked up the basic plot on Wikipedia He don't care about love and he don't care about Grizzly Bear He don't care about Grizzly Bear! Where have all the Alphas gone? Where did they go? If you see 'em, let me know...
3.
This time, baby You won't shave me This time, honey You can't dissuade me Cause I don't want to look like Leonardo DiCaprio Oh, I don't care What you've been telling your friends Because I bet they don't feel like Jim Morrison, yeah But in truth It's a lie It's a disguise Just so you can't see my eyes My eyes, yeah Standig at the bus stop at night I flick a strand down into my eyes Like Tobey Maguire And now I know I've arrived at the Secret Long Hair Club Paradise, oh! Eddie Vedder (long hair) Mick Jagger (he don't care) Tarzan (down to there) Red Setter (got long dog hair) Nicholas Cage (Con Air) Robbie Savage (yeah) Even Noel Edmonds is rocking it Yeah! Gallop like unicorns of love

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released June 15, 2015

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