Alphas In Disguise

from by Jovis & The Bedwetters

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Each of these 100 CDs has an exciting photo of either Jovis or Benji on it - who will you get?!

    The CD comes in a card sleeve complete with SWEET artwork by Maria Jimenez, Mariam Koloyan & Sophia Lee.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Wet The Bed via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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He is Alpha
Disguised as Beta
He will trick ya
And then he'll eat ya
You'd better lock up
Your hipster daughter
And do not be fooled by his charms

He is Alpha
Disguised as Beta
He drinks Red Bull
By the litre
And he'll be nailin'
All those cheerleaders
The ones who ignored him in school (he said)

He used to be a beta romantic, but his tale was so tragic
He fell down an acid pit and lost both his hands
So now he writes poetry, a pencil between his teeth
And strums the guitar with his nose


Yeah he's a cheater
And he's a liar
He hides FHM
Inside the Wire
He says he's Buddhist (I'm a Buddhist)
And watches films in French
But he don't really meditate

And he never really watched Amelie either
He just looked up the basic plot on Wikipedia
He don't care about love and he don't care about Grizzly Bear
He don't care about Grizzly Bear!

Where have all the Alphas gone?

Where did they go? If you see 'em, let me know...


from Wet The Bed, released June 15, 2015



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